KFC's Militancy for chicken

KFC Militancy: Colonel Sander's War on Other Meats

Colonel Sanders fighting for Chicken

The picture depicts KFC's mascot, Colonel Sanders, declaring war against all other meat types that may pose a threat to the survival of chicken as the primary meat. A river of gravy separates the land between Colonel Sanders and the other animals. Explosions and KFC food items are spread intermittently in background. He points a chicken drumstick across the river in the direction of two cows, two pigs, two sheep, a fish and a lobster.
The Colonel's Crusade: Colonel Sanders declaring war against every meat source that may threaten the replacement of chicken
Colonel Sanders plows forward in a tank. KFC chicken buckets, drumsticks, and fries shoot out of his cannon and are scattered across the battlefield. A herd of cattle are running away from the tank as if retreating.
Colonel Sanders in a tank destoying cows with KFC food items as weaponry
In a primitive cave covered in KFC hieroglyphics, Colonel Sanders holds a lamb up in his right hand as if extending it as an offering to the heavens. The lamb is held over top of an altar, which is made up of a Chicken bucket with a stone slab on top. Colonel Sanders holds a chicken drumstick club in his left hand. Smoke rises from grilled meat that is on the altar as if it is incense for the sacrifice.
Colonel Sanders religiously sacrificing a lamb on an altar with a KFC food weapon. The altar looks like a KFC chicken drumstick bucket with a solid top. The outfit is akin to his white suit. The KFC logo is written in ancient font on the entrance of cave.
On army training grounds, Colonel Sanders: the drill sergeant, destroys a goose's confidence through demeaning words. Pieces of saliva spray from his mouth as he screams these words at the goose: You aint got no meat on them bones! You're not even good enough for a soup bone, you scragly excuse for poultry.
Colonel Sanders: the drill sergeant, destroying a goose's confidence by telling it that it is not worthy of being called meat.
The video game: Mortal Kombat: KFC Edition, is depicted on screen. lava flows and lightning strikes in the background of a dojo courtyard. A younger more agile Colonel Sanders uses a flying kick on his nemesis; a turkey called General Gobbler. Colonel Sanders effortlessly hold a chicken bucket full of drumsticks in his right hand as he performs his kick. his foot is meeting the checst of General Gobbler. The game caption says Finish Him! and General Gobblers health is deteriorated; signifying Colonel Sander's victory.
Colonel Sanders fighting an evil turkey with a KFC chicken drumstick in Mortal Kombat. The evil turkey has low health.
Colonel Sanders is mid-flight while performing a bodyslam from the top, corner rope posts of a WWE wrestling ring. A pig in a skimpy, spandex, wrestling suit falls to the mat under Colonel Sanders. The crowd throws confetti in the background as the pig is moments away from being squished under the weight of Colonel Sander's body.
Colonel Sanders bodyslamming a pig from the top corner ropes in a WWE ring.